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It is Mill Jovovich, and i love her and everything she does, but this is not something she did, it is something a greedy man did without her permission, false promises were made and her vocals were added to music without her knowing.

I threw this CD out because I just couldn't stand it anymore. It's a fascinating novelty but it doesn't take long before it starts to sound like a modem dial. Milla really sounds like $h!t on this CD. She doesn't really sing, she just mumbles and whinges. The 'music' itself is very interesting, very low-key slurring droning and morbid. This is the perfect CD for getting stoned to or for when you can't sleep. It buzzes, fuzzes and makes you sleepy - otherwise it sounds like a cat caught in a dishwasher. This is the sorta thing Sarah Mclachlan might be doing when she's 90.

This album, while containing vocal tracks by Milla Jovovich, was not done with her permission. While the music is good, it was not made with Milla or with her permission. All music was added to her recordings without her knowledge.

Therefore, if you would like to support Milla, buy "The Divine Comedy", the only album actually made by her.

However, if you wish to support the exploitation of a talented artist, buy this album. While the vocals are done by her, that's where her work stopped.

I am still laughing about this movie, even though I saw it several days ago! I have never seen a film that makes simple-mindedness, male modeling and the fashion industry so entertaining.
This is easily Ben Stiller's most hilarious offering. Through mind-numbingly idiotic international male supermodel Derek Zoolander, Stiller both skewers and winks at the world's modeling/fashion industry.
The plot: As the Malaysian Prime Minister prepares to raise wages for his country's impoverished workers, the powerful fashion magnates who rely on cheap labor prepare to strike back. Fashion designer Mugatu is ordered to dispose of the prime minister via an extremely dimwitted patsy, who comes along in the form of Derek Zoolander.
Zoolander becomes the perfect candidate when he looses VH1's Male Model Of The Year Award to archrival Hansel (Owen Wilson), and becomes disillusioned with the fashion industry. But, that's nothing an orange flavored coffee drink cant fix! Life is like a video for Zoolander, whether carousing with similarly dimwitted friends, working in a coal mine or facing down archrivals in back-alley 'walk-offs'.
Words cannot describe the entertainment value of seeing Derek Zoolander, male supermodel, working in a coal mine with his father (jon Voight), played strangely like Christopher Walken. I almost fell off the couch.
There are few genuinely smart characters in this film, but their presences only serve to make the rediculous heroes (and villains) more hilarious. Christina Taylor plays Zoolander's love interest, an intellectual reporter with Time magazine who finds out about the plot to destroy the Malaysian P.M. Jerry Stiller plays the soft-hearted owner of Balls Models, a reluctant participant in Mugatu's scheme. Finally, Saturday Night Live's outrageous Will Ferrell plays Mugatu, the evil fashion designer who programs Zoolander to do the dirty deed. I don't understand how any of the cast made this movie-I would not have been able to keep a straight face.
Most of the extras in this film are, were or can be associated with the modeling/fashion/entertainment industry. Some are mentioned by name, but you can catch others if you are careful and knowledgeable about such things.
There is not enough space to gush about this movie. This is a simply a piece of comedic brilliance that should be seen to be believed.

I really like Ben Stiller, and I really thoght that I'd like thisfilm, seing that he wrote, starred, and directed (He has directed 2 other terrible films, Reality Bites and The Cable Guy) in it. Maybe this is the side of his humor I don't like. I also like his dad, Jerry Stiller, who had a small role in the film. Will Ferrel, the fasion industry jerk was, well, Will Ferrow. Hansel, played by Owen Wilsen, was only good since I'm an Owen Wilson fan. I can see why the skit was popular; the movie would make sence better as a small film. I really thought that it dragged, and they could cut out half of it, thus making it a very entertaining 45 minute film. Some of the scenes were terrible, while I enjoyed a lot of the deleted scenes. I think that this film is at least worth renting. I did not see the original skit, but I would like to. My favorite part on the DVD was Ben Stiller as Zoolander explaining the "really, really, ridiculously good looking animated menues." Scene selection: "So you can fast forward through people not as rediculously as good looking as me." Audio: "So you can watch it it French." Special Features: "My eyebrows." If you like this film at all, BUY THIS DVD!!!! I was lent it by a friend and I was impressed. There are a lot of jokes in this film. Some work, som don't, but it's still entertaining. I was not exactly dissapointed with this film. I am not going to give anything away from the many funny things. But, my two favorites were (

1. This scene shows Zoolanders really, rediculously bad vocabulary.

Matilda Jefferies: (sigh)
Derek Zoolander: What
MJ: In 7th grade, I, uh, became, (pause), bolhemic.
DZ: You can read minds?

2. Derek decides to open up a "Derek Zoolander school for kids who can't read good and would like to do other things as well because there's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.")

Yes, making an entertaining film. I wasn't exactly impressed with this, but I was entertained. B-

Beneath its ridiculous surface, "Zoolander" is a whip-smart look at one of the stupidest parts of our increasingly stupid culture, namely the world of fashion. Taking a break from his now-standard neurotic-nerd persona, Ben Stiller mugs furiously and often as legendary male model Derek Zoolander, who's sure to go down as one of the most indelible movie characters of the past few years. Derek has a repertoire of looks that have different names but all appear the same, and he's so stupid and shallow that he mangles almost any word with more than two syllables and thinks bulimia is the ability to read minds. The movie sees him searching for some meaning in his life beyond being "really, really good-looking," a search that's interrupted when he unwittingly becomes involved in a top-secret fashion-industry plot to assassinate the prime minister of Malaysia. If you think all this sounds bizarre, that's because it is. But that doesn't mean it's not funny.

Given its subject matter, it makes sense for "Zoolander" to be heavy on stupid humor, and it doesn't disappoint. "Zoolander" starts out over the top, and stays there. This movie throws everything it can think of at you, and some of it sticks, and some doesn't. It's that simple. Everything here is calculated for maximum absurdity, be it Stiller's near-microscopic phone, the ultra-lame '80's soundtrack, or the hairdos and outfits worn by just about everybody (most notably Will Ferrell and Jerry Stiller). Among the more inspired ideas are a "walk-off" between Zoolander and his rival Hansel; a surprisingly intelligent bit that takes off on the Stanley Kubrick classic "2001;" and of course the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good. All in all, this movie has a more than ample supply of laughs crammed into its 89 minutes. While too many movies these days seem to be unaware of their stupidity, "Zoolander" positively revels in it, and even for that reason alone it would be worth watching.